Category Archives: Stupid

The best Samuel L. Jackson role

Recently I was on a long flight to Hawai’i and I was faced with the difficult task of choosing between 4 or 5 fabulous movies. I had the difficult problem of choosing between Cars 2, Monte Carlo, and Captain America. But then I saw that Captain America co-starred Samuel L. Jackson. This made up my [...]

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A toe jams

This is how I like to remove my toenails. Thanks for the help Reed.

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Worst garage ever

My parents’ garage has gotten worse. Again. My father treats the garage as though it is an extension of his own body – how far can he make it go with the absolute minimum of repairs, putting off major surgery until it is probably too late. It has “worked” in a way, but you can [...]

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Dove uninspirational messages

Recently I got a hold of some Dove chocolates which were part of a promotion by Dove where they would print inspirational messages given by the average US citizen. Maybe it’s just me, but these so-called inspirational messages were more like lowered expectations. In fact, I’d recommend nearly the opposite of most of them for [...]

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Ghostriding Brian’s whip

I think this one speaks for itself. If you need some background on whip ghost riding, see youtube‘s videos on it. Or the Wikipedia article. Or just ask Brian about it.

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Meat tribute

I love meat. Well first of all I really like food, and I eat as much as I can. But meat…it’s just heaven to me. So here are some of my meat memories. Ah, lab dinners. Nothing like a large group of people and an advisor who over-orders. I found myself being stared at by [...]

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Not great race

I really hate running. But somehow that didn’t stop me from making a standing offer to Stephen (who had been running all the time) to beat him in any race without training at all. So when the SCS Pretty Good Race (5k) came up, I had to race him. I lost by 15 seconds or [...]

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Free Stuff!!!

Man do I love free stuff. Food, furniture, electronics, etc. I don’t even care if I need it. Cheap stuff is good too. Sometimes, I decide I need to replace things I wouldn’t normally buy, but would wait to get for very cheap. The prime example of this is clothing, but in this case I [...]

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Maximum consolidation

Systems Neuroscience nearly killed me. It still might, I don’t yet have my grade. In an effort to grab an average grade I decided I needed to study harder than I ever had before for anything. Problem was, I only had 72 hours or less. Solution? Maximum consolidation. I decided to apply some of what [...]

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