Mozart Management

I had a landlord in Philadelphia I thought was bad. They couldn't fix things on time, correctly, or sometimes at all. But they were at least human. I cannot say the same for Mozart. They are exactly what is potentially a problem with any corporation, they are no longer made up of a collection of people. The number of levels of beaurocracy is indecipherable to me, and I've tried to deal with it quite a bit. I am not convinced the employees could pass the Turing test. Except the maintenance staff of course, who are totally cool. But at the office, they are just robots. And their policies are just horrible. Here are some examples off the top of my head.

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