Cream Cheese
- Stance: Regular
- Riding Style: Strong, silent
- Favorite Mountain: Killington
- Favorite Conditions: Packed Powder
- Signature Trick: Getting better than Animal
- Injuries: Face Plants
- Biggest Air: 9 inches
- Current Board: Borrows
- Riding Tune: Get it on the Floor
Biography: Cream cheese is one of those guys who surprises you. He always seems to be able to pick stuff up quickly, surpassing people with more experience quickly. He's continually pushing his limits, but somehow the pain doesn't seem to sway him. He can also kick my ass.
Quote: "Why did the porn turn off?"