Crixtofa
- Stance: Regular
- Riding Style: Bombing
- Favorite Mountain: Solitude
- Favorite Conditions: Powder
- Signature Trick: Amateur Racing
- Injuries: SARS, broken tailbone, pulled sphincter while preventing himself from crapping in his pants when he broke his tailbone
- Biggest Air: Little to None
- Current Board: Rentals
- Riding Tune: Eternal Flame
Biography: Crixtofa escaped from a mental institution and blended in at an ivy league university for some years. He usually sticks to skiing, but is also an avid snowboarder. He specializes in spreading diseases across the country during his trips. Though he can be a little on edge, on the slopes he is smooth as butter.
Quote: "I just bought ski boots. It would be insane to learn to snowboard now."