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The Postman

• Stance: Just skiing
• Riding Style: Bowlegged
• Favorite Mountain: Camelback
• Favorite Conditions: Packed Powder
• Signature Trick: Never falling. Ever.
• Injuries: Fake knee. Can't bend the other one either.
• Biggest Air: He doesn't want his knee to go out. Or his back.
• Current Board: Everything was free on Junk day. And those snow blades.
• Riding Tune: What is love?

Biography: The Postman has been living in the east for a long time, and has watched ski resorts grow from infancy to backrupcy. He's been to all of the lame ones in the tri state area, and is quite content there. He can never fall, for his legs would fall off. When he's not falling off the chairlift from 10 feet, he's cruising right there with me, as fast as I ever go. Never turns down a good time.

Quote: "I don't need to bend my knees to learn to snowboard, right? Here, let me try that."