Application for Joe's girlfriend slot (NO LONGER FUNCTIONAL)

Because of the sheer volume of applications, we ask that you specify which of the following criteria apply to you:

I am female

I am Jewish (or willing to be converted to Judaism)

I am between the ages of 14 and 38

My personality type is the following: (if you don't know, Take the test)

I am willing to put up with:

Enter a personal statement here: (Don't be ashamed of blatant self-promotion)

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