How well do you know Suite 1009?
Whose bag is known as the "satchel of greed" in reference to its enormous capacity for dining food?
Who prides himself on his skills in such video games as Quake 3 Arena, GTA2, and Age of Empires?
Who can make the trip to DRL in under 3 minutes with the help of his rollerblades, dressed in shorts and short sleeves in the dead of winter?
Who makes a life decision only after consulting his sacred book?
Who believes ardently that bacon grease is the universal flavorizer?
Who enjoys drinking good beer, but can be found now and then passed out on the bathroom floor after taking shots from a plastic bottle?
Who can be found poring through volumes for weeks in search of the perfect thesis?
Whose temper flares whenever he gets wet?
Who constantly blasts rock music in his room and thinks $250 is a reasonable price for a Metallica ticket?
Who can be found for hours curled up in bed with a pack of true friends?
Who once consumed 27 chicken cutlets in one sitting?
Who is the suite's poster child for Wharton pride?